Terraria

The wonderful worlds of Terraria, where you can build, fight, explore and role-play! You will love this game if you are interested in any of those genres!

The building in this game is phenomenal compared to other games that are similar to this! I won’t be talking about those games because I am talking about Terraria!

The wonderful fighting in this game brings out the inner warrior in some of the players that play this!

The exploration has to be the biggest thing in this game! Because you have to explore to be able to get some good armor and loot!

My Thoughts: I love this game for a lot of reasons but most other games can be super similar to this game and many other games have the features of Terraria!

You can fully customize your Terraria experience! The wide options menu is amazing! You can even customize if you want to be weird or not! I really love the way that this game has the full customizing setting.

This game is somewhat similar to Minecraft in the way that it is completely made out of blocks and nothing else! Even though it is completely different. [R1] I really can’t tell you how amazing this game is in just writing, you should just totally check it out!

There are multiple bosses in this game such as:

• The Eye of Cthulu (A big eye that spawns in smaller eyes and can also eat you alive)
• The Eater of Worlds (A big worm that tries to devour you and can be split up into multiple eaters)
• Queen Bee (You guessed it! A big bee that tries to kill you with her minions),
• Skeletron (A big skeleton head with two arms and hands that tries to slap you out of existence)
• The Wall of Flesh (A big wall that will chase you down unless you kill it, it also has two eyes and a mouth)
• The Twins (More like two Eyes of Cthulu that’s half laser gun and half fire breath)
• Skeletron Prime (A metal version of Skeletron that has 4 metal arms and a metal head)
• The Destroyer (A bigger version of The Eater of Worlds that is metal and has detachable drones that shoot lasers at you)
• Plantera (A big plant that likes to eat you and shoot seeds at you…)
• The Golem (A big statue that will punch you and stomp on you)…………

And that is all that I know about the bosses so far! I will let you know later when I have discovered more bosses that murder me! :D

Thanks for reading this essay and I will keep making these simple guides that torture you with their stupidity and other stuff… Goooooooodbye!

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Fallout: New Vegas

Fallout: New Vegas is a post-apocalyptic game where you are a courier that got shot in the head while delivering the platinum chip to someone. You wake up in Doc Mitchell’s house and begin to make your character. There are a number of things you can do in Doc Mitchell’s house, you can sit on the couch, you can roam around, and you can leave!

There are unlimited things you can do when you are playing Fallout: New Vegas, you can explore and you can do more! You can work for the New California Republic, you can go to New Vegas, you can also make friends! The way that you can explore more places is simply the way that you create your character! You can become someone who believes in aliens and someone who doesn’t! There are actual aliens in this game if you choose to believe in them!

The adventure that Bethesda game studios has put into this game is extreme, I can’t even begin to tell you how much exploration you can do in this game! It’s amazing! I love it and it is one of the best games by Bethesda except for Fallout 4! (That game is amazing you should TOTALLY go check it out[R1] . I really like it but the sad thing is that I can’t play it! I can watch YouTube people play it but I can’t play it on my pc because my computer [R2] has a low GPU (Graphics Processing Unit).)

You can get so many weapons to use in Fallout: New Vegas! I also extremely recommend getting DLC for this game! (Downloadable Content) The DLC make the game so much worth your $10! There are quite a few DLC packs ranging from $1-$5 in Steampowered money!

Although the combat in this game is phenomenal, I really recommend the main story line! It is very interesting and can be taken a bunch of different ways! There are so many characters involved in the story that it must’ve taken Bethesda a few years to develop this game the way that it was! It was an amazing experience for me to go through the main story line I also just love how the storyline characters react to your replies to their questions.

Even though there are millions of places to explore, you can also take quests from different people. [R3] You can find randomly hidden people that can easily give you quests whenever they have the written script to give you! People from side quests also give you Bottle Caps (Currency) and give you some rare weapons that you can use in your random adventures!

You will be amazed at the amount of things you can do in this game! I really recommend you check it out and think about buying it! Thanks for reading this essay and I think I will be out of here very soon!

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 [R1]Should be a period.

 [R2]What? Your computer? The game?

 [R3]Period, new sentence.

The Difference

 The Difference

There is a huge difference between people who don’t do a lot of outside stuff and people who do, do a lot of outside stuff, I don’t do a lot of outside stuff, so I am not big and hulky, I’m skinny and scrawny… The people who spend a lot of time outside don’t usually play video games and watch videos a lot of the time. The people who we talk about are the gamer people and the exercise people!! This is probably a dumb comparison but hey, who doesn’t like to do some dumb things once in a while! I mean, it’s the nature of humans!

The insiders like to play video games and do small projects like build paper airplanes and stuff like that! I really love to do those kinds of things, even though I play outside sometimes. Even though I’m skinny doesn’t mean I’m not strong, I work out a little bit.

The people who don’t play video games miss out on a lot! You really need to play video games to be able to stay healthy and have nothing wrong with you! That is the way to roll!

So the people that play outside a lot, are more likely to get sick and get fevers than the inside people! Because the insiders are more aware of what could happen and that it could make them go to the hospital or not be able to do what they want and have to do something that they don’t! People inside are more healthy than the people that play outside! It’s a true life factor you know! Sometimes you can die from those things! That is why the best thing to do is to stay inside and do stuff that isn’t harmful!

Cya.

The Difference.

Easter Teim

Easter.

During the week of Easter, I went and did some cool things! I jumped off the back of a car and got bruised up; somehow my mom was proud of me after that happened, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY! I found out that she was proud of me because I hurt myself and that I tried something new! You should try jumping off the back of a moving car going 5 MPH and sliding on the palm of your hand and getting a HUGE bruise! MAYBE YOUR MOM WILL BE PROUD OF THAT TOO!

There are so many things that happened during Easter, I went to church, found eggs, made deviled eggs out of the eggs, and then I played video games! You can find all kinds of fun activities around your city! You can find Easter egg hunts and all kinds of other things around you! You can find the egg hunts in the football fields sometimes and around the main street!

The video games that I have gotten recently are: LEGO Worlds and Surgeon Simulator 2013. Surgeon simulator is by far my favorite game! Because I get to go around and be a doctor! >:D You guys should know how much I love being destructive and playing weird games such as Surgeon Simulator! You can map the keys to any button you want for each finger! The buttons you map are what activate the fingers they are assigned to! You can use your mouse to move your hand, drop your hand and most importantly, rotate your hand!

Anyway, I hope you really liked this essay, I will be leaving you to the rest of the after Easter experience! I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS ESSAY!

Cya!

Endorlight

Endorlight

Today I will be talking about this one SUPER awesome 2D game that really caught my eye when I was browsing to find some more games! I found this one,[R1]  a bad looking game that looked really awesome at the same time[R2] ! It is a retro pixel game that takes place where you wander into a jungle and go through 3 different biomes; you have a choice of weaponry that you always have with you: a bow and arrow, a whip, a hammer, and your brain! No you have to use YOUR brain not the game’s brain…. Gosh! Who are you an evil person that wants to use someone else’s brain????

The game is very pixilated; it’s like Pac man all over again! You never know where you will spawn and what evil creatures you will have to fight to get to the bottom of the map! At the bottom there is a portal that will allow you to travel to the next area where you will have to face completely new challenges! You never know what to expect as I said... but there is a different spawn area and different creatures in different spots of the spawning map!

You can do anything you want in the wonderful game of Endorlight, except build epic bases and do epic stuff like jump off of houses and land on a trampoline! That would be an awesome addition though… that is almost all I have to say about the epic game of Endorlight… I really hope that someone else other than me plays this game, it’s too well made to just be ignored like a regular horrible game that nobody likes… it deserves more… MORE PRAISE!

My name’s Jake.

I play games.

I hope to see you next time!

Cya.

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 [R2]You used “really” 4 times in 2 sentences. Change 3 of them to 3 other words.

Simple Planes

Simple Planes                          

In this post I will be talking about a simple game called Simple Planes! You can build any type of plane, car or boat that you ever wanted to build! You can use basic blocks, smooth blocks that don’t do a whole lot, you can build with regular blocks that smooth into the next block that you place around it! You can build boats using the fuselage blocks in the inventory area! Fuselage blocks you can make into any shape and size and even have them store fuel and have buoyancy! The fuselage blocks make a ton of magical stuff happen! It’s just like looking at a TV remote and say you want to make that sort of shape but without or with the buttons! It’s all up to you!

Have you ever wanted to build a replica of a plane you saw flying over your head one day? You can do that simply by using the simple blocks in your inventory! You have an infinite supply of blocks but be aware: the more weight that you put on your plane the harder it is to take off from the ground! You have to watch out for the center of lift, center of thrust and center of gravity! To be a successful plane engineer you want the lift to be at the front and center of gravity in the middle or behind one of the primary wings! The center of thrust is usually at the back or front, unless you make a plane with props or engines on the wings!

This game is very basic and won’t make your system lag a lot! You would expect for it to be quite laggy and make your server run very slow! But it doesn’t! You may ask the question of how it doesn’t lag on your dumb computer but believe that it doesn’t lag! I have a horrible computer and it runs perfectly! You never run into any problems unless you build something over sized and make it explode with a lot of nukes! That is just plain sense right there! Check out the game at Steampowered.com

Sleep, Eat, Game, Sleep, Repeat.

Golden Ore.

MC 1.9!

Minecraft 1.9 Update!     [R1] 

Hello people of the internet! I am proud to bring you my review of the brand new update to Minecraft! The update we have all been waiting for! The 1.9 update!!!! EVERYBODY!! FREAK OUT! MAKE VIDEOS ABOUT IT! IT ADDS SO MUCH! PLAY MINECRAFT AGAIN!!!!

Thanks to the brand new update, we now have more blocks to deal with.

Info (Purpur): The purpur blocks are purple and are only found in a special place that is only accessible through the end! Purpur block, slab, stairs, and I think I’m forgetting one more purpur thing, have been added! I don’t know!

Info (Igloos): Igloos are a thing now! Every igloo is found in the snow biome scattered about! You can find them ONLY in the snow biome so remember that! Igloos: Fitted with fine white carpet, a bed, a furnace, a redstone torch and a crafting table! There is a chance that the igloo that you find will have its very own basement!

Info (Second Hand): You now have the ability to use two tools at once! If you press F while holding something in your right hand, you will equip it in your left! This doesn’t work for everything, you can’t dig with two pickaxes, unfortunately, but I did find that you can use torches along with a pickaxe! (Torches in left pickaxe in right)

Info (Ender Dragon): You can now re-summon the ender dragon! I haven’t tried this out yet but be the first!

Info (SFX): There are now more and fixed sound effects! One that I found really awesome was the chest closing sound! This really takes chests to the next level!

Info (Combat): There is now a meter that lets you know how long until you can attack again! The combat meter is a delay between attacks and only works on mobs, with tools you don’t have the cool down!

Info (Elytra): This nice pair of bug wings allows you to fly! Just press the crouch button in the air and it will allow you to fly! You can control using your mouse to guide you!

Check out the rest by yourself lazy!

Cya!

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 [R1]Excellent! Post on your blog!

BBT

Battle Block Theater[R1] 

Battle Block Theater allows you to simulate the awesomeness of the 2D games and enjoy the wonderfulness of 3D at the same time! It’s a mix of 2D AND 3D!!! It’s awesome, you should go try it! It is at a good price of $15! You can find the game at the world’s favorite gaming software Steampowered.com.

In this game, you go through a story line of playing levels that tell about your shipwreck on an unknown island and you have to perform the tasks accordingly: get gems to open the exit, collect more to get a higher grade, and get balls of yarn to get new weapons to complete the levels!

You can also build or play your own or other people’s levels! Yes! There is a level creator and a search engine to find levels made by your friends or other people! You can do so much more than you ever thought! Create levels! Play levels! Test levels! Play the story! Go to space! (Not really…)

Another thing I would really enjoy to tell you about this game, it doesn’t require anything! Just download and play! Don’t worry if you have a bad computer, it works the same on all computers, some computers MIGHT get a rare spike of lag but other than that, you can live your life however you want! You can make a normal level or make an INSANE level!

This game ALSO offers a good amount of fun and comedy! You will be laughing a TON! The comedy in the trailer for the game will make you want to buy the game for you and all of your friends! Feel free to get this game if you like, but I recommend checking the trailer for it either on Steampowered.com or Youtube.com

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Scrap It Up!

Scrap It Up!

       

So, I found this really awesome game online and I can build WHATEVER I want! WHENEVER I want! WHEREVER I want! ANYTHING I want! WHY AM I USING CAPITAL LETTERS I want! I MAKE NO SENSE I want! ENJOY THE ESSAY I want!

Scrap Mechanic: the awesome game of building stuff and bringing it to life! You can build planes, cars, trucks, big things, and so much more! The possibilities are ENDLESS! It’s still in Beta so you won’t see everybody playing it and you will see constant updates! You can do all kinds of things in that ONE simple game! You can even build machines that can do the work for you! You never know what you can do.

The other great part about the game is that there are certain things you can do that make different things happen! You can build an automatic farming robot that moves by itself when a switch is pressed, or create an elevator that moves on the press of a switch! I have created a house with working doors, a garage with a working door, and an RV with a secret! ;)        I have created simple things in the game so far, but there are so many more things you can do without taking advice from me! You can go check it out RIGHT NOW at steampowered.com, the magical site that makes all your dreams come true!

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