Thursday, March 31, 2016

The Difference


 The Difference


There is a huge difference between people who don’t do a lot of outside stuff and people who do, do a lot of outside stuff, I don’t do a lot of outside stuff, so I am not big and hulky, I’m skinny and scrawny… The people who spend a lot of time outside don’t usually play video games and watch videos a lot of the time. The people who we talk about are the gamer people and the exercise people!! This is probably a dumb comparison but hey, who doesn’t like to do some dumb things once in a while! I mean, it’s the nature of humans!



The insiders like to play video games and do small projects like build paper airplanes and stuff like that! I really love to do those kinds of things, even though I play outside sometimes. Even though I’m skinny doesn’t mean I’m not strong, I work out a little bit.

The people who don’t play video games miss out on a lot! You really need to play video games to be able to stay healthy and have nothing wrong with you! That is the way to roll!



So the people that play outside a lot, are more likely to get sick and get fevers than the inside people! Because the insiders are more aware of what could happen and that it could make them go to the hospital or not be able to do what they want and have to do something that they don’t! People inside are more healthy than the people that play outside! It’s a true life factor you know! Sometimes you can die from those things! That is why the best thing to do is to stay inside and do stuff that isn’t harmful!



Cya.

The Difference.

Easter Teim


Easter.



During the week of Easter, I went and did some cool things! I jumped off the back of a car and got bruised up; somehow my mom was proud of me after that happened, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY! I found out that she was proud of me because I hurt myself and that I tried something new! You should try jumping off the back of a moving car going 5 MPH and sliding on the palm of your hand and getting a HUGE bruise! MAYBE YOUR MOM WILL BE PROUD OF THAT TOO!



There are so many things that happened during Easter, I went to church, found eggs, made deviled eggs out of the eggs, and then I played video games! You can find all kinds of fun activities around your city! You can find Easter egg hunts and all kinds of other things around you! You can find the egg hunts in the football fields sometimes and around the main street!



The video games that I have gotten recently are: LEGO Worlds and Surgeon Simulator 2013. Surgeon simulator is by far my favorite game! Because I get to go around and be a doctor! >:D You guys should know how much I love being destructive and playing weird games such as Surgeon Simulator! You can map the keys to any button you want for each finger! The buttons you map are what activate the fingers they are assigned to! You can use your mouse to move your hand, drop your hand and most importantly, rotate your hand!



Anyway, I hope you really liked this essay, I will be leaving you to the rest of the after Easter experience! I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS ESSAY!



Cya!

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Endorlight


Endorlight





Today I will be talking about this one SUPER awesome 2D game that really caught my eye when I was browsing to find some more games! I found this one,[R1]  a bad looking game that looked really awesome at the same time[R2] ! It is a retro pixel game that takes place where you wander into a jungle and go through 3 different biomes; you have a choice of weaponry that you always have with you: a bow and arrow, a whip, a hammer, and your brain! No you have to use YOUR brain not the game’s brain…. Gosh! Who are you an evil person that wants to use someone else’s brain????



The game is very pixilated; it’s like Pac man all over again! You never know where you will spawn and what evil creatures you will have to fight to get to the bottom of the map! At the bottom there is a portal that will allow you to travel to the next area where you will have to face completely new challenges! You never know what to expect as I said... but there is a different spawn area and different creatures in different spots of the spawning map!



You can do anything you want in the wonderful game of Endorlight, except build epic bases and do epic stuff like jump off of houses and land on a trampoline! That would be an awesome addition though… that is almost all I have to say about the epic game of Endorlight… I really hope that someone else other than me plays this game, it’s too well made to just be ignored like a regular horrible game that nobody likes… it deserves more… MORE PRAISE!



My name’s Jake.

I play games.

I hope to see you next time!



Cya.


 [R1]comma
 [R2]You used “really” 4 times in 2 sentences. Change 3 of them to 3 other words.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Simple Planes


Simple Planes                          



In this post I will be talking about a simple game called Simple Planes! You can build any type of plane, car or boat that you ever wanted to build! You can use basic blocks, smooth blocks that don’t do a whole lot, you can build with regular blocks that smooth into the next block that you place around it! You can build boats using the fuselage blocks in the inventory area! Fuselage blocks you can make into any shape and size and even have them store fuel and have buoyancy! The fuselage blocks make a ton of magical stuff happen! It’s just like looking at a TV remote and say you want to make that sort of shape but without or with the buttons! It’s all up to you!



Have you ever wanted to build a replica of a plane you saw flying over your head one day? You can do that simply by using the simple blocks in your inventory! You have an infinite supply of blocks but be aware: the more weight that you put on your plane the harder it is to take off from the ground! You have to watch out for the center of lift, center of thrust and center of gravity! To be a successful plane engineer you want the lift to be at the front and center of gravity in the middle or behind one of the primary wings! The center of thrust is usually at the back or front, unless you make a plane with props or engines on the wings!



This game is very basic and won’t make your system lag a lot! You would expect for it to be quite laggy and make your server run very slow! But it doesn’t! You may ask the question of how it doesn’t lag on your dumb computer but believe that it doesn’t lag! I have a horrible computer and it runs perfectly! You never run into any problems unless you build something over sized and make it explode with a lot of nukes! That is just plain sense right there! Check out the game at Steampowered.com



Sleep, Eat, Game, Sleep, Repeat.



Golden Ore.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

MC 1.9!


Minecraft 1.9 Update!     [R1] 





Hello people of the internet! I am proud to bring you my review of the brand new update to Minecraft! The update we have all been waiting for! The 1.9 update!!!! EVERYBODY!! FREAK OUT! MAKE VIDEOS ABOUT IT! IT ADDS SO MUCH! PLAY MINECRAFT AGAIN!!!!



Thanks to the brand new update, we now have more blocks to deal with.



Info (Purpur): The purpur blocks are purple and are only found in a special place that is only accessible through the end! Purpur block, slab, stairs, and I think I’m forgetting one more purpur thing, have been added! I don’t know!





Info (Igloos): Igloos are a thing now! Every igloo is found in the snow biome scattered about! You can find them ONLY in the snow biome so remember that! Igloos: Fitted with fine white carpet, a bed, a furnace, a redstone torch and a crafting table! There is a chance that the igloo that you find will have its very own basement!





Info (Second Hand): You now have the ability to use two tools at once! If you press F while holding something in your right hand, you will equip it in your left! This doesn’t work for everything, you can’t dig with two pickaxes, unfortunately, but I did find that you can use torches along with a pickaxe! (Torches in left pickaxe in right)



Info (Ender Dragon): You can now re-summon the ender dragon! I haven’t tried this out yet but be the first!



Info (SFX): There are now more and fixed sound effects! One that I found really awesome was the chest closing sound! This really takes chests to the next level!



Info (Combat): There is now a meter that lets you know how long until you can attack again! The combat meter is a delay between attacks and only works on mobs, with tools you don’t have the cool down!



Info (Elytra): This nice pair of bug wings allows you to fly! Just press the crouch button in the air and it will allow you to fly! You can control using your mouse to guide you!



Check out the rest by yourself lazy!



Cya!


 [R1]Excellent! Post on your blog!

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

BBT


Battle Block Theater[R1] 



Battle Block Theater allows you to simulate the awesomeness of the 2D games and enjoy the wonderfulness of 3D at the same time! It’s a mix of 2D AND 3D!!! It’s awesome, you should go try it! It is at a good price of $15! You can find the game at the world’s favorite gaming software Steampowered.com.



In this game, you go through a story line of playing levels that tell about your shipwreck on an unknown island and you have to perform the tasks accordingly: get gems to open the exit, collect more to get a higher grade, and get balls of yarn to get new weapons to complete the levels!



You can also build or play your own or other people’s levels! Yes! There is a level creator and a search engine to find levels made by your friends or other people! You can do so much more than you ever thought! Create levels! Play levels! Test levels! Play the story! Go to space! (Not really…)



Another thing I would really enjoy to tell you about this game, it doesn’t require anything! Just download and play! Don’t worry if you have a bad computer, it works the same on all computers, some computers MIGHT get a rare spike of lag but other than that, you can live your life however you want! You can make a normal level or make an INSANE level!



This game ALSO offers a good amount of fun and comedy! You will be laughing a TON! The comedy in the trailer for the game will make you want to buy the game for you and all of your friends! Feel free to get this game if you like, but I recommend checking the trailer for it either on Steampowered.com or Youtube.com



Thanks for reading!









Talk To You Later!